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Awesome women throughout history by Rain Souza (12-19-07)

THE STARS ALIGN! After over a year of waiting, my very first Flash animation is up and running! Unfortunately, since it's taken me so long to finish the damn thing it's pretty out of date, and it's also a wee bit glitchy, but ask me if I care. You can view it at:

How to Be an Emo Child in Four Easy Steps (12-08-07)

We Chose Something Different: Art in Video games (12-06-07)

Mr. Armageddon's Basic Information Before Ordering Pizza (12-01-07)

The man who should be king (or at least president). (10-18-2007)

Vince Vaughn is not funny (he's not scary, either). (9-21-2007)

I'll never wash these eyes again. (7-28-2007)

Humanity's oldest question answered. (7-24-2007)

News: The Anatomy of Bros piece slightly updated. Also, I got rid of all the red on this page. I decided it was too hard to read. (6-13-2007)

The Anatomy of Bros (6-12-2007)

Professional Wrestling: To Hate or Not To Hate? (5-24-2007)

How to Shut the Fuck Up: A Review of Planet Terror (4-14-2007)

Quentin Tarantino Has Killed Several Small Children: A Review of Death Proof (4-14-2007)

4-11-2007: Terriers Are Not Dogs.

NEWS: 3-21-2007: It turns out I'm not the only one who's not impressed by Jenna Jameson. Check out this LiveJournal for the story. (Of course, I never thought ol' JJ was pretty in the least. Ever.)

NEWS: 3-20-2007: I have a newer, better email address. Click Homer's exploding head or visit the aboot page to find out what it is.

3-18-2007: If The Simpsons Movie isn't the single greatest thing that's ever happened to the human race, I will kill myself.

2-17-2007: If you decided not to see Ghost Rider, good choice.

2-16-2007: NEWS: Okay, so it turns out my article on GameFan was obsolete before it was written. It turns out Wikipedia has much more information.

2-8-2007: List of Ugly Men Everyone Thinks Are Hot by special guest writer Rain Souza.

By the way, in case any of my fans (all ten of you) want to write for my site, the answer is no. Rain is a close friend of mine so if you aren't her, then don't even bother asking.

1-30-2007: Mr. Armageddon's Best and Worst of 2006

1-28-2007: Hi light! Attrition in your assignment? Spider hides on dark side of web!

1-21-2007: Welcome to Riverside.

1-18-2007: I'm not sorry, AC/DC fans.

12-30-2006: The Simpsons explains the human experience: a synoptic approach.

12-9-2006: This is just a tribute.

11-21-06: Presenting...The Diary of Paperboy.

UPDATE: Now every update does not end with an Ain't It Cool News-style exclamation point (that way you all can stop plugging your ears when you download my page).

I Am A pilot: A Critique on Modern Christianity (11-11-2006)

Boycott stage barriers! (11-2-2006)

NEWS (10-27-2006): Mr. Armageddon's site undergoes slight makeover. Art community awards him with the International Awesome Art Award.

NEWS (10-25-2006): New to the Lit Page! A much better piece than the one I put up previously!

NEWS (10-17-2006): New to the Municipal Roundtable: Mr. Armageddon's list of ugly women everyone thinks are hot.

NEWS: Mr. Armageddon's site up and running. Southern California nearly destroyed by resulting massive torrent of awesome. (10-12-2006)

Municipal Roundtable and Animation Station! (still contain nothing)

New to the Awesome Page: Two really awesome pages.

New to the Angry Dome: Why I hate everything.

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