The Simpsons Movie is so great it caused me to have twelve concurrent heart attacks but was still awesome enough to resurrect me twelve times as powerful as before, which is saying something because my power level (as measured by the standard Dragon Ball Z system of power level statistics tracking) was already infinity raised to the infinity power to begin with.

Kickass things The Simpsons Movie is better than

The Simpsons TV Show

Sex

My birth (but not by a wide margin)

V Day

Revenge

That feeling I get when I know I'm right

Salame

Hot Italian Females

Enlightenment

The Rapture (I've seen the future and trust me, the rapture isn't all it's cracked up to be despite the fact that Christians being called up to heaven and allowing the rest of us to prosper in peace is pretty damned good)

The long and short of it:

The Simpsons Movie is better than life.

But don't take my word for it. Listen to what these respected Hollywood film critics are saying.

You know what? I'm sick and tired of talking about how great this movie is. I'm gonna go out and see it again right now. And so should you.